a LLAMA?! He's supposed to be DEAD!!

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

"Yeah."

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

Don’t worry I’ve patrolled in this halter many times.

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate.

shercocklocked:

IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

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herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles