a LLAMA?! He's supposed to be DEAD!!

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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mentalalchemy:

aweluey:

no way.

Is this an infomercial

mentalalchemy:

aweluey:

no way.

Is this an infomercial

lafransci:

My name is Pitt, and your ass ain’t talking your way outta this shit.

"I stood in front of the monitors watching 75 women stand in a circle, dancing and yelling while two women humped each other. Taylor Schilling, who plays Piper on the show, had hung around to watch the chaos. She leaned over to me during a take and said, “When have you ever seen this many women on screen together?” In that moment I realized we were doing something really special.” (x)

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

atleastiamme:

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

Reblogging again

atleastiamme:

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

Reblogging again

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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rhymeswithchelsea:

takealookatyourlife:

Rape prevention tip: use the buddy system! If you’re not able to stop yourself from sexually assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you’re in public!

this one’s my personal favorite.

rhymeswithchelsea:

takealookatyourlife:

Rape prevention tip: use the buddy system! If you’re not able to stop yourself from sexually assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you’re in public!

this one’s my personal favorite.